I used to have a friend who sold drugs.
The police were extremely worried when a large batch of drugs were stolen from his car.
... until he told them he was selling laxatives that week.
They found that *highly* amusing.
Anyway, my friend was a very good salesman (selling to busy doctors in understaffed hospitals is quite a feat.)
Over a few pints every weekend he'd tell me stories and sales tips he'd learned.
I wish I'd paid more attention, but back then I didn't realise that selling...
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The police were extremely worried when a large batch of drugs were stolen from his car.
... until he told them he was selling laxatives that week.
They found that *highly* amusing.
Anyway, my friend was a very good salesman (selling to busy doctors in understaffed hospitals is quite a feat.)
Over a few pints every weekend he'd tell me stories and sales tips he'd learned.
I wish I'd paid more attention, but back then I didn't realise that selling...
Read more
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