I loaned my friend the Millionaire Fastlane, this is how he returned it

I asked him why he covered the book in a Trader Joe's paper bag.
He said, "Dude the title of the book was so inflammatory to my wife and friends that I had to cover it in order to read it without getting involved in a controversy."

I like it. I'm keeping the cover.

from I loaned my friend the Millionaire Fastlane, this is how he returned it