American football coach is suspended... after team scores too much (Not The Onion!)

Found this gem via the subreddit nottheonion. And, sure, it's a true story even The Onion couldn't write:

A Long Island high school football coach got the axe for one game after his team thrashed another high school 61-13... because his team's performance violates the local county's "lopsided scores policy".

Under the rule, coaches have to explain their winning margin to a committee if it exceeds more than 42 points. And the point of this "lopsided scores policy"? To prevent...

American football coach is suspended... after team scores too much (Not The Onion!)

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